Hair Transplant Abroad

Michael Hogan (name changed) was watching a documentary about the days when Akbar (probably the most popular Mughal emperor also known as Akbar the Great) ruled India. Akbar was the son of the Mughal emperor – Humayun and the father of the Mughal emperor – Jehangir (translated to English – ruler of the entire earth).

Michael says that Indians can’t even lie in an appropriate manner. He says that it was definitely one of the worst documentaries that he ever saw. Michael says that the entire documentary’s aim was to spread propaganda against the Muslim rule in India. Michael says that a so-called historian was narrating the story that when Man Singh I was leading the armies of the Mughals and his own and when the Mughal army found it difficult to distinguish between the Man Singh I’s army and Maharana Pratap’s (their enemy) army, the Mughal army asked Akbar what do they do now? Akbar replied “Do whatever you please, no matter whom you shoot your arrow on, the shot one will be a Hindu.”

Michael found that as one of the funniest statements in a long while. The battle between Man Singh I and Maharana Pratap was fought at Haldighati which is 628 km away from the Old Delhi, the place where Akbar lived. The battle was over within a matter of hours and there was no way for the army to communicate with Akbar, so how come the Mughal army asked the question to Akbar. That’s when Michael said that Hindus must learn how to lie.

Anyways, Michael went from the United States to Istanbul, Turkey last month for a hair transplant abroad and that’s what he did all the time during his resting period, he watched documentaries all the time during that period.

Christmas season is on and Gina Peng is busy folding Christmas Origami with her daughter and her friends

Gina Peng (name changed) says that the arrest of Sant Rampal – an Indian cult leader of Kabirpanth samaj is a conspiracy by the Indian government and media to destroy the secularism of India. Here is a quote from Gina Peng – “Sant Rampal never claimed to be a god, he never represented the Jatt community but India itself, he is a Satyugi not a Kalyugi Indian who never cares about a person’s religion, caste, creed, culture or tradition. He was trying to create a religion of his own with the combined teachings of Islam, Christianity, Hinduism, Sikhism, Jainism and Buddhism. He was against the cults like Arya Samaj, Dera Sacha Sauda, Sant Nirankari Mission, Radha Soami Satsang Beas and Brahma Kumaris and would bash those from time to time.”

Gina’s husband is a freak in bed and he eats tons of Indian gooseberry everyday claiming that it increases his vitality and vigor.

Gina and her husband are against anyone who sacrifices his/her health for the wealth. They say wealth is just a means to make your life more comfortable, nothing more than that.

Gina’s husband owns a business that modifies cars and SUVs into rally vehicles.

Gina is a wannabe historian who claims that royal clans are the dumbest but generally most ambitious and their ambition and determination are two secrets behind their success.

Gina says that she has studied a lot of Indian history and she even once visited Cambodia to explore and see Angkor Wat with her bare eyes. Gina says that she hasn’t seen something so nostalgic and exotic as Angkor Wat yet. She is a believer in reincarnation and thinks that she might have been born in Cambodia in the past.

Anyways, the Christmas season is on and Gina is busy folding Christmas Origami with her daughter and her friends. She is going to have a blast this Christmas eve.

An online origami paper store that is closed on the sabbath

Jonathan Rosenberg (name changed) was born to a Polish mother and an American Jew father in the New York City. Jonathan is a strict Orthodox Jew and the biggest proof of his love and respect for the Judaism is that his online store is closed on the days of Sabbath. Jonathan sells everything on his online store, from the origami paper to second hand cars.

Jonathan is strictly against the paganism and pagan religions including Hinduism. Jonathan once lived in India for a good period of 4 years and he was amazed to see the degradation that Hinduism has done to the Hindu people and how stupid they have become. He still remembers and doesn’t get tired of repeating how Hindus believe every living and sometimes even non-living thing to be a god. They will worship anything that can walk including a donkey, a lion, an elephant, a monkey, you name it.

Jonathan recently bought a new Audi RS6 Avant in Nardo Grey Matte color. Jonathan’s friends wanted him to buy Moche Latte color while his family wanted him to buy it Java Green. Jonathan didn’t care about either and went for the worst color possible. If he had asked me, I would have told him to go for the Metallic Blue color. Anyways, the car is great and it is one of my personal dream cars as well.

Jonathan says that the government is deliberately increasing the cost of living to discourage the general population from having more babies. Jonathan refutes the statement that the world is overpopulated and he says that the resources of the world are rather under-utilized.

This tough Brazilian man sold 853 quantities per day on an average on Etsy in 2017

Antonio Sousa (name changed) owns a very successful Etsy store. Antonio says that he only enjoys life when he achieves his goals successfully one after another. He built this Etsy store from scratch. He sold 853 quantities per day on an average on Etsy in 2017. Antonio wasn’t even able to sell single quantity on an average per day in the first year which was back in 2013 but he didn’t give up, he carried on until he achieved his dream of running one of the most popular and successful Etsy stores.

Antonio is so determined and committed towards whatever he does. He infiltrated the camp of some of the top people of Brazil in order to become a successful e-commerce (comércio eletrônico) entrepreneur and he did not stop until he achieved his goal.

Antonio worked for this e-commerce giant who happens to be one of the richest men in Azerbaijan in order to learn how to become a great success in the e-commerce industry, this Azerbaijani richie taught Antonio more than anybody else ever could. All throughout his time with this Azerbaijani gentleman, Antonio kept his focus lazor sharp on learning as much as he could from this gentleman and he did learn as much as he could from him. I don’t think any of his long-time employees could have learnt as much as Antonio did in this very short period of time.

Antonio owns many luxury cars including an Acura, an Infiniti, a Lexus, a Kia, a Volvo, a Jaguar and last but not the least, a Porsche Cayenne.

Antonio’s one and only sister is a personal trainer in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, United States. She has a free program deviced which she only sends to the underprivileged people. She also provides free consultation through Skype to people who can’t afford her training on Saturdays and Sundays from 5 to 9 PM.

Amateur historian and an online video game store owner accepts all major cryptocurrencies

Sebastian Benson (name changed) speaks very good-humoredly with the junior family members. Sebastian is an amateur historian, he has been doing a research on the Jat people of India, the ancient Jewish people and the African tribes.

Here is a piece that I am quoting from Sebastian’s latest blog post “Looking at the sexual promiscuity of the ancient Jews, it is certain that they were all blacks. Sephardic, Mizrahi, Ashkenazi are all converted tribes. The real Jews are North Africans.”

Sebastian also made a post about one of the videos that he found one of the most annoying on the internet – the video is about an Indian actress that goes by the name Adah Sharma at 10 Downing Street trying to annoy the guard there. The guard in the video is fake and he really gets annoyed in the end. The thing that Sebastian hates the most that video is that some people think they can just make a video about anything and everything and think that it will become a hit. In the comments section he found out that the guys and girls who were cursing this idiot called Adah Sharma were getting accused by Adah Sharma herself for either being misogynist ‘Indians’ or backward ‘Indians’.

Sebastian owns an online video game store that sells everything video game related. His store also sells headphones, earphones and mics. He recently started accepting bitcoins and dogecoins on his online store, all thanks to crypto market cap.

Sebastian dreams about winning a major award all the time for his writing. If he keeps writing like this, his dream will always remain a dream.

Happy Christian family wants to go back to the pre-renaissance time

Audrey Weber (name changed) believes that America is a land of opportunity and that’s why she shops at the thrift stores, where else can you get better opportunities for better deals?

Audrey’s mom – Jenna used to be a model back in Russia. Her father used to own a gym and that’s where they both met. Audrey is 30 now and she has never seen her parents arguing, they always talk very politely to each other.

The Weber family used to have a marvelous thanksgiving each year and even though they were low income, their black Friday shopping sprees used to be calamitous. The family used to have a blast on the Christmas; Audrey’s parents used to practice abstinence during the complete month of December as a way to respect Jesus. The kids in the family, all of Audrey’s first-cousins would fold Christmas Origami together.

The Weber family firmly believes that the society has ever been degenerating post-renaissance. They say it more or less goes through the chain of events that lead to the modern day.

Audrey is a monarchist. She hates socialism and how it uses a wealth gap to push the anti-hierarchy beliefs by trying to prove what horrors it results in.

Though Audrey grew up in an anti-semitic environment, she loves Jews like Trotsky and Rosa Luxembourg. She supports their claim that the oppression from a majority and can rally up these minorities against the majority.

This is what Audrey’s latest blog post read like “Socialists bank on oppression and inequality to start their propaganda. When capitalism causes people to gain massive amounts of wealth and lower class people aren’t as successful, they can convince those people they’re being taken advantage of.